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The aftermath of the run

where you raced for the sky,

is the beckoning of Gaia

calling you back,

as you look down on the planet.

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Monday, January 28, 2008

Typical Singaporeans

Aden: Hellow guys and welcome back to TYPICAL SINGAPOREANS! For today's guest, we have Ong Cheng Hong, a personal friend of mine from school

Ong: WASSUP!

Aden: He practically knelt down and beg me to let him do this thing today.

Ong: No lor,you ask if I want or not one leh!

Aden: And out of the kindness of my heart, I decided to invide him today.

Ong: Oi! You listening not!?

Aden: And later, he's gonna treat me lunch.

Ong: When did I say that!? You're not listening to me!

Aden: And get me a new bag...

Ong: (Stands up and walk out of the room)

Aden: and a new video game...

Ong: (Come back in with a hammer)

Aden: and maybe even help me get a date! (Turns around to look at Cheng Hong) What are you doing?

Ong: (Smack him on the head, knocking Aden out cold)

Aden: Urgh...

Ong: Ok, today we're going to talk about lors. (Sees Syazwan walking pass.) Hey Syazwan, come here!

Wan: Me? What for?

Ong: Co-host la!

Wan: Um...ok. (steps over Aden's body.) So...what's the topic.

Ong: Lors.

Wan: Don't you mean laws?

Ong: Ai ya, all the same one la.

Wan: Whatever you say.

Ong: OKAAAY! Old Singaporeants is the type to just follow lor one. So, all the of us is a bit gong gong one. People say jump, we ask, "jump what?".

Wan: Isn't things a little different now?

Ong: Yes! The youngest the people is now all "Fa-ke-ne" and "CHEE BAI" everytime you try to get them to do things. And is because of this, we get weak people who act big one like Wai Chuan. (Looks over at WC who is tied to the flagpole, bound and gagged.)

Wan: Now that's just cool.

Ong: Of COURSE! I am the AH HONG what.

Aden: (Stands up behind Cheng Hong with a bamboo stick)

Wan: Um... Cheng Hong?

Ong: Wait la, now where was I? Oh yes, I was always bullied in primary school now I come Secondary school become bul- (Got knocked over the head by Aden.)

Aden: Asshole.

Wan: ......

Aden: (Looks at the camera and smile.) Next time on Typical Singaporeans, we are going to talk about gangsters. (Elbow Syazwan)

Wan: Ow! Oh, thanks for reading!

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Name: Ng Jun Xiang A.K.A: Aden, Benderboyboy, Bladebender, J-Boi, Ace, Tiki and many others which I cannot say. It might ruin the mystery.
Age: 16
Birthday: 19th February 1992
Occupation: Student, Writer
School: Republic Polytechnic, School of Information Technology, Diploma in Interactive Digital and Media
Hobbies: Gaming, Writing
Inspirations: Honey and Clover, Air Gear, Harry Potter, Velocity, Vantage Point

ENFP - "Journalist". Uncanny sense of the motivations of others. Life is an exciting drama. 8.1% of total population.
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