Typical Singaporeans

Aden: Okay guys, today we're gonna talk about typical Singaporeans and the problems with them. I don't count since I've been told I don't act like Singaporeans.

Shou: Are you sure about that? You act pretty much like Singaporeans to me.

Aden: No I don't. Have you not read all my proper English post before this? By the way, allow me to introduce today's guest, Shou Kenta from my fanfic, Lost Regalia.

Shou: Yeah, I took time off to do this shit so you guys better go read and review the story.

Aden: Ok, first thing on the list is, traffic accident.

Shou: I always wondered about that.

Aden: About what?

Shou: How is it people can crash when they're going at what, fourty, fifty kilometers an hour?

Aden: I'm glad that you ask Shou old chum. The thing is, Sinaporeans are always rushing because our schedules are always so tight. The place is so small that it takes barely half an hour to get from one end of the country to the other and thus, we can afford to squeeze in so may things in one day. Of course, typical Singaporeans can't manage time properly so they tend to follow the rest of the world and start rushing here and there.

Shou: Understandable and don't call me old chum. But still, there's quite a lot of accidents out there.

Aden: Yeah, Singaporeans also tend to speed since they don't have much excitement in their lives. Increasing speed from 40km/h to 120km/h in five seconds just to beat the light CAN and WILL kill you which brings us to our second topic for the day, laws.

Shou: Technically, it's night time right now.

Aden: Whatever.

Shou: HA! There, a typical Singaporean word.

Aden: Actually, 'whatever' came from the Americans.

Shou: Really?!

Aden: Really, now stop that, we're getting off topic.

Shou: Right, sorry. As you were saying?

Aden: Clears throat* The topic is now law which...will be covered next time.

Shou: Awww.........