Return

After that extremely mushy post, the random advices have RETURNED!

-Maths sucks.
-The sun is very very hot.
-Do not run around naked. It is against the law.
-Ninja monkeys of death are REAL!!!
-Poodles of doom are real too.
-You CAN read a book. Or, use it for paperweight, light a fire, make a tall book tower......
-Pigs can fly.
-I can fly.
-No you can't.
-Yes I can.
-And I say no.
-Well I say yes.